your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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