Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Hi

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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