Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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