What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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I hate blackniggers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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the holocaust

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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