Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Your future.

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see ya

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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