womens rights

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Gay Rights

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Religion.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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