What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Minecraft.

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And more;

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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