Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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woman's rights

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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