- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

whats polish and black a polish black person

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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