What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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you are a åsshole :)

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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