- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Gorden Brown.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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