- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

The Christian Bible.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What can fly? Lots of things

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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