Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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What's half of 8? o

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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