- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

what's worst than being gay? being black

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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