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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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