What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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knock knock come in!

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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9/11.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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