- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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