- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

A ginger was with his friends

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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