- Anti Joke

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

a man walked into a bar....

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"