Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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