- Anti Joke

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg