- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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