Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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LET

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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