- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

I told you it would happen

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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