what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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NEVER

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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