- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Get off my porch.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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