What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Autism speaks but not really

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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http://richardfigures.com/

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Politics

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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