A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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