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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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