falling didnt make the difference

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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balls

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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drugs.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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NEVER

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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