- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

Guess what? The Game.

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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