- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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