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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

i have to pee out my ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Students, please find the surface integral.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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