People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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this is not a joke. jks

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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oooh look a banshee

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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