- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

LIFE :(

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

knock knock get lost!

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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