bryden is a faggot

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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who ever is reading this....

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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