- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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