- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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