- Anti Joke

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Snarf Nuggets

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.