Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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guess what chicken butt

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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