- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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