What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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a woman votes!

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Hitler

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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woman's rights

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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