- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Because she has down's syndrome

we all know sammi has a penis

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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