Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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How are cars made? By magic.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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