- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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