My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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My tractor broke down.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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im a willy bum bum

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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