What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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nipple

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Anti Joke

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