Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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womens rights.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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