- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Gangnam style

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock knock Come in

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

... Chan chan

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

ME NAME IS JEFF

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