You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

How do you spell eight? 8

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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