I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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This is not a joke

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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ass.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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