- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Because she has down's syndrome

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

politically correct!

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Your grandma's cookies.

Help I'm being raped!

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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