- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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