- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Who wants pizza crusts?

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

a man checks his mypsace

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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