What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Do you know the muffin man? No

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

A blind man walks into a wall.

You just read this ..

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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