- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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