- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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