- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

"knock knock" "Come in"

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

why did the man die? he was shot

a horse walks into a blender ow

How long is a china man?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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