If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

what do u call a black person by his name

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

A black man in a country bar.

This one time at band camp music was played.

The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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