Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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