When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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69

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whats 69+2? 71

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Women's rights

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I told you it would happen

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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