How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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I told you it would happen

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Women's rights

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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