If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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