What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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