- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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