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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

why did katy fall off her bike?

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

whats brown and sticky? shit

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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