- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

religion

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

nickel back

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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