- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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