- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Knock knock --Come in.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??