- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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